Hey! Wanna give me some money?

Maybe I made you a scarf with my computer controlled knitting machine?

Each scarf currently takes me at least five to six hours to make. If it's a custom pattern it takes several hours longer. So if I paid myself minimum wage, that's between $56.25 and $67.50 in labour. The more scarves I make the faster I'll get, but it will still take a non-trivial amount of time.

The materials for each scarf cost between $5 and $30 depending on the quality of yarn and size of scarf.

So in total, right now it costs me at least $61.25 to $97.50 to make you a scarf, without marking it up for any profit.

I've really enjoyed learning how to make these things but it's not free. I'm not asking you to pay the full cost if you can't afford it, but a little bit would be really appreciated.

Maybe you love BUMP (is a comedy show)?

Maybe you can't get enough of Vandercave Quarterly?

Maybe you had a great time at Comedy Hack Day Toronto?

Maybe you're excited for the Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon Toronto?

Maybe you just like my dumb twitter jokes?

Whatever it is, if you'd like to support me, here's your chance!